alviestrums:

spooksofthenight:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

kisswwithafist:

boku-no-mj:

octoshrimp:

minestuck:

ramirezdahmerbundy:


The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.


satan does not approve of the harming of little kids

satan disproves of rape

satan wants you to treat others the way you want to be treated

hail satan

these sound better than the 10 commandments.

Are you kidding me I think these ARE better than the commandments

That awkward moment when Satan has better morals than most Christians.

alviestrums:

spooksofthenight:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

kisswwithafist:

boku-no-mj:

octoshrimp:

minestuck:

ramirezdahmerbundy:

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

  • Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
  • Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
  • When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
  • If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
  • Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
  • Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
  • Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
  • Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
  • Do not harm little children.
  • Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
  • When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

satan does not approve of the harming of little kids

satan disproves of rape

satan wants you to treat others the way you want to be treated

hail satan

these sound better than the 10 commandments.

Are you kidding me I think these ARE better than the commandments

That awkward moment when Satan has better morals than most Christians.

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Human condition at its worst

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irememberxanga:


h8school:

this is my history essay please read it and give me advice ❤️

Your thesis needs work and the grammar is lacking. Use textual evidence to support your claims. Parenthetical documentation. Split infinitives. Giant squid.

irememberxanga:

h8school:

this is my history essay please read it and give me advice ❤️

Your thesis needs work and the grammar is lacking. Use textual evidence to support your claims. Parenthetical documentation. Split infinitives. Giant squid.

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bestyoutubevideos:

World’s largest Jenga game, played with CAT equipment.

pahnem:

vua2:

oh my god

everyone needs to see this video at least once in their life

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youermeowjesty:

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…


You wouldn’t say it’s getting…. Bananas

youermeowjesty:

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

You wouldn’t say it’s getting…. Bananas

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splinteryourspine:

u gon let me in or nah

splinteryourspine:

u gon let me in or nah

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cargifs:

Nissan Skyline R34 GTR

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asker

Anonymous asked: Why are you rude to the people who care and wanna help. Get that stick out your ass and open ur eyes

Lol.  I don’t even know who you are.  You are nothing to me.  

asker

Anonymous asked: Do u ever wish u were with ur x instead?.

Hell no

asker

Anonymous asked: O well I hope you feel better

Fuck you 

asker

Anonymous asked: how are you

Shitty.  

asker

Anonymous asked: Why do you take aderall

I don’t. 

asker

Anonymous asked: how are you and becca

According to her, we’re “fine”.