un-spooky:

… I guess it was a killer joke, eh Tony? :D

(via thebabyshitter)

punkphantom:

malformalady:

A man after a successful heart transplant, holding his old, diseased heart

metal as fuck

punkphantom:

malformalady:

A man after a successful heart transplant, holding his old, diseased heart

metal as fuck

(via worldofshittt)

neverwhere-shesays-sheis:

I’m sorry but I had to reblog this because of reasons.

(via pizza)

snapchatting:

itsmydarkesthour:

snapchatting:

mango? why not womango? end sexism now

womango make me a sandwich :P

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(via shorten)

I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy’s celebration

onthesideoftheotters:

crazypeoplejail:

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help me I can’t stop laughing

DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

okatu:

pie eating contest?
nah son free pie

okatu:

pie eating contest?

nah son free pie

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

(via 10knotes)

fedswatching:

her: you eat pussy?

me:

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(via c0smicsiren)

itunestore:

YOU GUYS FUCKING RUIN EVERYTHING

itunestore:

YOU GUYS FUCKING RUIN EVERYTHING

(via youthobeyinglucifer)