punkphantom:

malformalady:

A man after a successful heart transplant, holding his old, diseased heart

metal as fuck

punkphantom:

malformalady:

A man after a successful heart transplant, holding his old, diseased heart

metal as fuck

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neverwhere-shesays-sheis:

I’m sorry but I had to reblog this because of reasons.

(via pizza)

snapchatting:

itsmydarkesthour:

snapchatting:

mango? why not womango? end sexism now

womango make me a sandwich :P

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(via shorten)

I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy’s celebration

onthesideoftheotters:

crazypeoplejail:

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help me I can’t stop laughing

DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG

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okatu:

pie eating contest?
nah son free pie

okatu:

pie eating contest?

nah son free pie

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fedswatching:

her: you eat pussy?

me:

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itunestore:

YOU GUYS FUCKING RUIN EVERYTHING

itunestore:

YOU GUYS FUCKING RUIN EVERYTHING

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antisociallysplendid:

superwholockhunter:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

socialjusticemalarkey:

commanderabutt:

splantamello:

tobeinamarchingband:

splantamello:

thecatalier:

Ever played so hard that your tenor came off?

Wait, what are drummers supposed to do if this happens in a show?

Did you just call us drummers

Wait, what are “percussionists that get offended by being called a drummer” supposed to do if this happens in a show?

why did they get offended

because this is tumblr

i happen to be close with an entire team of percussionists and the reason they get offended at being reduced to drummers is because they do so much more than just “smack a drum” and there are so many more percussion instruments than just “drum” so get your facts in order before you unleash your whiny “wuhh wuhhh tumblr is offended @ evrythign ;(” attitude out of every possible damn place you can manage to unnecessarily cram it into

Can we answer the original question?

okay, let me rephrase this in order to help this person out, what does one do in this situation?

antisociallysplendid:

superwholockhunter:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

socialjusticemalarkey:

commanderabutt:

splantamello:

tobeinamarchingband:

splantamello:

thecatalier:

Ever played so hard that your tenor came off?

Wait, what are drummers supposed to do if this happens in a show?

Did you just call us drummers

Wait, what are “percussionists that get offended by being called a drummer” supposed to do if this happens in a show?

why did they get offended

because this is tumblr

i happen to be close with an entire team of percussionists and the reason they get offended at being reduced to drummers is because they do so much more than just “smack a drum” and there are so many more percussion instruments than just “drum” so get your facts in order before you unleash your whiny “wuhh wuhhh tumblr is offended @ evrythign ;(” attitude out of every possible damn place you can manage to unnecessarily cram it into

Can we answer the original question?

okay, let me rephrase this in order to help this person out, what does one do in this situation?

(via youthobeyinglucifer)